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Henry Cavill Comments On Superman's Mustache vs The Justice LeagueLex Luthor, Starro, heck… .even Ultra-Humanite! The Justice League has a long list of dastardly villains and nefarious nemeses but the only one that has come close to defeating Earth’s greatest (DC Comics) heroes is a little bit of hair on Superman’s lip. Well, that’s what the internet wants you to believe at least.

Yes, I am sure by know you have heard the whole torrid tale of Henry Cavill‘s $25 million dollar mouth brow. Reportedly (if you scan the headlines that have been trending for the past few days) this is the latest in a long line of doom and gloom rumors surrounding this fall’s DC Extending Universe epic team-up movie, Justice League, surely meant that the production was in turmoil… Okay, maybe not so much. Superman (AKA: Cavill) took to social media to make the following comment. (more…)

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This time on The BastardCast, Jason and Jeremy discuss the world of the psychic and supernatural while also investigating the world of ghost dating. Also, the pain and gain of bad boys trying to throw an air conditioner at Michael Bay, crack addled mice, the mustache hall of fame, bacon and your bits, and President Terminator and Vice President Dennis Rodman. (more…)

Tom Selleck’s mustache has had a great career. Magnum P.I, Three Men and a Baby, Runaway, Quigley Down Under and, lets not forget a little gem called Three Men and a Little Lady. Hell, we could be here all day if I listed off every great movie that little lady pleasing cookie duster has been in.

Imagine if you will Hollywood’s greatest nose neighbor in more roles. Free from the body that turned down Raiders of the Lost Ark to stay on TV. (the internet rumor I just started says that the mustache had the deal signed, but Tom Selleck ruined it in the end) Ever wonder what a few classics would be like with a little more ‘stache?

Wonder no more. YouTube user Buchan39, who we can assume has the awesome power to record videos from alternate, more awesome universes, has made this montage.

That we can watch, after the jump:

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