N64

For almost two years, Nintendo has been knocking things out of the park. Well, the NES Classic was an issue, but it wasn’t the concept it was the process. The popularity of the NES Classic was the reason why we received the (and highly superior) SNES Classic. Oh, and then there’s the Nintendo Switch, which is hard to keep on shelves. What could Nintendo do to keep the money flowing into the company? Just trademarking N64, which could mean the N64 Classic is on the way!

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Waaaay better than your average potted plant. And all you need to make one is, “a playground ball, a plastic bowl, some felt and dowel. Oh, and some Atomic Fireball candy, if you want to upgrade your piranha plants to Super Mario Bros. 3‘s Venus Fire Traps.” Genius! (TDW: Geek)

 

Monopoly, Fallout style. Sadly, this isn’t a reality…yet. This is from DeviantArtist PinkAxolotl, but I think we should be writing to Bethesda and Hasbro and be like, “Bitches, give us a Fallout version of Monopoly. Bitches.” (TDW: Geek)

 

So, you’ve always wanted to Captain Jack. You kinky bastard. Well, now you can at least own an official Captain Jack Harkness replica coat.

* Replica RAF buttons
* Back vent with hidden buttons
* Double-breasted closure
* Functional inside and outside pockets
* NON-wool fabric – in honour of John Barrowman himself
* Full size range: S, M, L, XL, XXL

It’s available for pre-order here, for $299.99. (Fashionably Geek)

 

Forever Alone, train alone. (Nerd Approved)

 

Maybe he should try meeting up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Trollface. Nah, that guys a dick. (Nerd Approved)

 

It’s a fool proof plan. One we’ve seen executed over and over and over again. (Game Freaks)

 

I’m guessing Nintendo could sell these today and plenty of people would still buy them. Sure, the 64 is way out of date, but it’s a classic. Add in a special modded case, and you’ve got a collector’s item. (TDW: Geek)

 

It’s always Loki. The source of all Norse frustration. (The Mary Sue)

 

Awe, yeah you are. (Fashionably Geek)

 

Ooooh. So it’s the shirt that kills the man, not his ineptitude as a Starfleet officer. (Fashionably Geek)

 

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Every week the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Every Monday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

This week’s edition: Ghostbusters imagined in Pixar, first teaser poster for Brave, Soviet war memorial vandalized with super heroes, Hoth Tauntauns, Damian misses DickBatman, Han’s hangover, puppy plays Bowser, $10,000 Space Invaders watch, Star Wars lawn fertilizer, sexy N64 controller tattoo, epic Lego recreation of Sauron’s tower, Lens Flare: The Movie, the Bat has landed, Tardis observatory, Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ in 8-bit, Harley Quinn’s new costume on a man, Super Mario Bros. car, E.T. vs Predator, Darth Vader riding a pony cake, sappy nerd proposal, Contra’s henchmen’s strategy, Vulcan oven mitt, original 150 Pokemon according to my boyfriend, Lord of the Rigs, Yoda pasties, women react to Duke Nukem Forever, Dalek dress, Doctor Who flesh bits, ducks the original Transformers, all inclusive bathroom signs, 10 biggest flops illustrated, Weird Al’s ‘Perform this Way.’

 

See the whole Ghostbusters crew imagined as the stars of the next Pixar feature. Can this collaboration really happen? An animated feature would fare better than the long rumored Ghostbusters 3. For more check out artist, Fabrizio Fioretti. (GeekTyrant)

 

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The bathroom is upstairs on the right!

Almost 15 years too late but still hilariously funny! All the things you loved and hated about one of the first and best co-op first person shooters on a console. What would’ve happened if they made the bond movie based on the reality of the game? THIS amazing video is what you would have gotten, a civilian partner? The Golden Gun? Everyones unspoken rule on the low ball, blow- I mean Odd Job, and finally bitch slapping!!Just be care of those pesky proximity mind.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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Do you love video games? I mean do you REALLY love video games? Well, today is your lucky day! You can now get down and dirty (or should I say clean) with a wide range of nintendo cartridges; anything from original NES to Nintendo 64. Whether you need to scrub off the grime from your nine to five or just rub one out to picturesque 8-bit princess toadstool this is the soap for you.

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These bars of soap will run you at about $2 – $6 and judging by the pictures only comes in Lime Mint but that has yet to be confirmed. If you would like to get your greasy hands on these fine gems then head over to geeksoap.bitcartel.com. They don’t just stop with cartridges either. If you check out the site they have other wicked geeky soaps like twelve sided die, tri-force, domo, and many many others.

[ via NerdApproved ]