Necronomicon

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Ash Williams: Groovy S-Mart employee with a penchant for boomsticks and mad DIY prosthetics skills. Also, unlikely hero from the sky, fated to stop the Deadite invasion. Pretty much the spirit of the 80’s b-horror movie flick. Lobo: Space biker with a short fuse, and an anti-grav motorcycle. Hangs out with a school of space dolphins. Has fought Wolverine and made it to the second round. Functionally immortal, with the capacity to infinitely reproduce from each drop of his own spilt blood. Each of them is a smug anti-hero with an almost fanatical cult following among the most gung-ho nerds.

Once, they were separated by vast gulfs of time and space, each occupying his Universe of origin. That is, until Brian Rosenthal, the director behind the 2013 fan film Marvel Zombies VS Army Of Darkness thought otherwise. After  holding his own against zombie-Wolverine and narrowly escaping a super-zombie infested New York,  Ash Williams has broken into a brand new universe, also overwhelmed by the undead and filled to the brim with horror-themed cameos!
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You can look, but for Pete’s sake don’t read it out loud! Starz has released a few pages from the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, the book of the undead, that will be appearing in Ash vs Evil Dead later this year. Bruce Campbell is back as Ash, the everyman pulled into events beyond his control as he battles Deadites for the fate of the world. You’ve been warned, you can look, but don’t utter a sound. (more…)

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com

ABOVE: No boom stick? Then why not a boom box? This Necronomicon boom box was designed by Josh Marlar and is capable of streaming your MP3s via bluetooth or plug it in and play tunes straight from the source. [ObviousWinner]

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com

ABOVE: Klaatu barada nikto…. It’s a Necronomicon thin crust pizza from the deadite love’n Elizabeth at Blog Of The Fed!  [thatsnerdalicious]

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Necronom

I love this commercial.

It is simplistic in its parody, pulls no punches, and treats it as seriously as all those other commercials you see on television early Sunday morning for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Instead, there is one little caveat.

Instead of the commercial selling you on The Book of Mormon, it’s the Necromonicon. Yes, THAT book that caused all the trouble for Ash in The Evil Dead movies really does exist!

I cannot put it better than the explanation provided by the creators of the video:

Do you want to be a nicer person? Are you looking for inspiration to do good things? Well keep looking. But if you’re into opening up terrifying vistas of reality then the Esoteric Order of the Old Ones and Cthulhu Cultists want to help.

Check out the video after the jump.

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