New Years Resolutions

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Have any of y’all made a New Year’s resolution for 2011? Do they happen to be video game themed resolutions? I got a couple that involves me whoring more trophies than I usually do so that I can show off a bigger e-penis to whoever wants to look at it (please look at it).

The always funny folks at Dorkly set us up with seven known video game characters and their New Year’s resolution. From the Master Chief pictured above to Solid Snake, as well as Sonic the Hedgehog and the silent Gordon Freeman, each character’s resolution fits well and bound to make you laugh (or at least chuckle).

So click the jump button to check the funny resolutions out and see if any of them will inspire you to make your own New Year’s resolution. Who know’s, maybe the one that has something to do with a bird that’s angry all the time will encourage you to have less nerd rage for the new year.

Source: Dorkly

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(Article by nerdbastards contributor Mark Poynter, A.K.A Mordrun)

It’s that time of year again.  If your not getting smothered in “Best of 2010” lists then your getting hounded by “New Years Resolutions” lists.  Well suck it up because this is your NerdBastards New Year Resolutions list that you won’t keep in 2011 anyways.  Read it now so you can formulate the excuses you’ll use in July as to why you haven’t kept any of them.  Wait, we all know you’ll give up in February and just pretend that your still on track on your Facebook status till July.

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