The Microsoft corporate vice president Phil Harrison announced at Gamescon that the new installment in the popular Tomb Raider franchise will be an Xbox exclusive. There’s no word on whether things will change or stay that way. It’s slated to debut “Holiday 2015,” and if anybody knows what that means, please chime in. Last year’s Lara Croft adventure was a great success and played across wide platforms, so it’s a mystery why Microsoft would shut out loyal gamers for the sequel. Especially since the series has arguably been more associated with Playstation than any other console. Whatever the case, deals such as this one are few and far between in recent years because they do test player loyalty. Even if the status quo shifts, the damage of betrayal is done and documented. And gamers are rioting over the internet. (more…)

Wearing Female Armor Really Sucks

In many medieval fantasy films, the armor worn looks tough, heavy, and able to withstand some deadly blows, but this masculine armor is made just for men. Women however,  never get that luxury of choosing what they get to protect themselves in, it’s always “how sexy can you look in chain mail”. Of course showing some skin is an effective deterrent. Distraction is always a good defense, but armor doesn’t protect shit when it’s in the middle of pinching your cooch.

Collegehumor.com shows how wardrobe, or lack there of, makes a female warrior life troublesome.

Via: College Humor


First off , this is the single grossest thing that has been seen; this week anyway. When most people are obsessed with a franchise they just collect the merchandise and pimp the product out like there’s no tomorrow. Some crazy few decide to take things one step way too far and go overboard with their fandom. Not even Nurse Joy is gonna try and fix this piece of pokehorror with a blow torch and bleach.

Gotta catch’em all

Pokemon fan Alex Finch must have a serious ‘harden attack’ (Pokemon fans know what that means) in order to get not one but six poke balls tattooed onto his forearm. That’s pretty nerdy in it’s own right and would deserve a swirly from your gym teacher after the jocks were done with you. Yet, Alex decided to level up and get sub-dermal implants underneath each poke ball, giving them a 3D effect. Thank God you covered your face in these full sized images because Alex’s sex life is just like his time playing Pokemon: hours away and he’ll never get past the bushes.

Check out this monstrous act against Human nature for yourself.