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The Interwebz is a great place for nerdy art and the like. A lot of the time it’s fuckin’ weird shit like unicorn bukkake, incest amongst the Fantastic Four, homoerotic He-man and shit like that. But there are a lot of awesome things that we see on a daily basis, and we’re lazy nerd bastards so we just round them all up once a week for your nerdgasm glory.

The Chat Noir poster was originally meant as way to get people to come to the cabaret back in 19th century Paris, but that big black cat never really screamed “sex appeal”. Now, replace that cat with a sexy Catwoman and that’d make anyone want to go out and be “entertained”.

Via: Deviantart

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Finally, someone using digital editing and Star Wars for the greater good, tricking young children into thinking ewoks are real! Self professed geek dad, Anthony Herrera, handy with a camera and photoshop tells the tale on his blog:

A year ago we took a trip to Sequoia National Park. I wanted to excite my daughter while being in such amazing surroundings. Being the Star Wars geek that I am (so is she), I told her that this is where the Ewoks live. She spent a good chuck of our time hiking keeping a lookout for any Ewoks. Coming home I can’t say that she wasn’t disappointed that we didn’t find any. I had to explain that they are extremely shy and hardly ever let anyone see them. After we got home, and after I had a little time alone with the photos, I told her I thought I saw something strange in a few pictures. We viewed them on the TV to get a larger image. You can imagine how surprised and excited she was when we discovered that we didn’t see any Ewoks, but they saw us, and had certainly taken an interest in her and her little brother. Maybe I’m a little wrong for lying to her and falsifying the pictures, but I don’t care. She’ll never forget the time she spent in the big woods with Ewoks. 

This man is truly a master in the was of being a Geek Dad, reminds me of that one time I photoshopped H.R. Giger’s “Alien” into a picture of my son sound a sleep… oh how we laughed.

He still sleeps in the garage.

You can check out Anthony’s child deluding photos after the jump.

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Have A Monster Holiday!

(Post by nerdbastards contributor Nick Bungay- Twitter @NickBungay)

After all that killing and torture “Horror-movie” villains need their R&R too, don’t you think? It’s not always so simple to go out and kill people very single day. Sometimes, a monster just needs to sit back, relax and drink their Long Island Ice Tea. I mean Jason, who only kills people on Friday the 13th, spends the rest of his time planning and practicing the other 364 days of the year. Even the hardest of killers need to take a day off and unwind. Thanks to the guys and ghouls (clever) of  SA Forum who threw together this collage of horror holiday activities for everyone to enjoy.

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Sure this image has made it’s way across the net and may be a bit late to post, but I don’t care. It made me laugh and who knows, there may be some other folks who have the same stupid humor that I have. Just imagine if the gentle, down to earth Bob Ross (if you don’t know who is then YouTube the bastard) was this intense. He could have gone on saying how “this is a bush” and how “this is a tree” in some victorious manner. It certainly wouldn’t put you to sleep, which hearing Bob Ross’s soothing voice did quite often.

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Source: Unreality Magazine

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This super cool collection of images is by Lissy Elle she uses photoshop and magic…yes magic to make these characters get back in their books! It’s obvious she’s proficient in photoshop and I couldn’t help but notice that most of the girls have dirty ass feet! She could have easily changed that. That having been said she really does have an amazing thing going here. Hang out after the jump to see full size images of Alice, Wendy, Hermione,Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty), and Belle (and some dirty feets!).

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The Tiniest Ninja Turtle

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I apparently am the only one brave enough to post cute things here on the site. It could have something to do with my having boobs. In any case this is the cutest mother f’n Ninja Turtle you ever did see! This is a photo from Master Splinters baby book of the gang. Raphael is off to make a little pizza and have some tiny turtle sex on a baby April. This is getting weird… never mind. LOOK HOW CUTE!