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Ultron

“…last time I had all of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes versus one British character actor, and I needed more conflict.”

Joss Whedon is admittedly “having a blast” playing around with the new villain for the Avengers sequel Age of Ultron. While recently speaking with Empire magazine, he discussed not only the latest villain whom everybody’s favorite band of Marvel superheroes are facing off against, but also the overseas release dates (Marvel recently announced Avengers: Age of Ultron will get an earlier release of April 24, 2015, keeping with the recent trend of placing it ahead of the U.S. date) and also how the textures of the architecture in the United Kingdom are being emphasized during the filming of the biggest MCU sequel to date.

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SHEEN WARS- A Charlie Sheen Darth Vader Mashup

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Are you tired of Charlie Sheen yet? Well I’m certainly fucking not. His show, Two and a Half Men, is shut down for the season. His kids have been taken away. All as a result of his bat-shit crazy out bursts and of course he’s substance abuse problems. He’s an ‘effing mess! I’m just going to put this out there, he looks like… Skeletor and older than his dad! You could house a large baby in his nostril. Suffice to say, I love this man! Who could resist a man with “tiger blood,” ”Adonis DNA” and “fire-breathing fists”?

So, as you know (from one of the many quotes above) Mr. Sheen has practically invented a new language with his rants and ramblings. It’s become a bit of a media phenomenon. His musing and misdemeanors are everywhere. And now, they’ve made into Star Wars.

Ladies and gentleman allow me to introduce to you a video mash-up entitled “Sheen Wars”. Mashing up Charlie Sheen’s recent rant and Darth Vader. It’s pretty much what the internet was made for. It was clearly created by fools and trolls and meant for Gnarly Gnarlingtons.

~Enjoy

source: darthbale

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Who doesn’t love t-shirts that allow you to look at a woman’s chest without feeling like a boob yourself. This shirt works on so many levels. She doesn’t want you to look at her chest, all the while knowing that your gonna have to read all that text. Now I’m thinking this shirt deserves a a male version. “Your Jedi Boob tricks won’t work on me.” Hey SplitReason!! Get on that!

(Bigger boobs, I mean bigger image after the jump.)

Source: Geeks Are Sexy

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