I know, I know. It’s almost unimaginable that a young man in America could have reached the age of 23 without ever seeing The Empire Strikes Back or at least having the climactic revelation spoiled for them through one of a hundred parodies in pop culture. Honestly, I wonder if this guy was raised as a hermit, or maybe Amish. Seriously, how does one not know Darth Vader is Luke’s father!
Oops, should I have included a spoiler warning?
Watch below as this guy gives you his honest reaction to, “I am your father!” and stay through to the end for what he’d of done if he were Luke.
Remember the first time you saw the scene above? This NerdBastard was 15 years old, at an Army theater in Stuttgart Germany. My mother, a couple of her friends, and their kids went to the movie. I’m pretty sure it was the first time my mother heard me say out loud, “Son of a bitch.” She was so cool that she corrected me saying, “Son of an evil Bastard.”
YouTube user Bashthemonkey decided to capture this moment and the reaction of his 4 year old Faris on video. This NerdBastard is predicting that Faris will be liked by the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they will all adore him. They’ll think he’s a righteous dude.