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Being a nerd is hard work. You burn a lot of calories caring about things so passionately, following them intently and debating them obstinately. It’s important to replenish yourself with some sweet, sweet sustenance before you Hulk-out on your friends and loved ones over whether or not that fall should have killed Rhodey. When the time comes to recharge your batteries, where better than someplace designed specifically with nerds in mind? Sometimes it’s just nice to be among your own people. This article explores the best places in the world to enjoy some nerd-dom while you eat, with everything from an eatery with an actual TARDIS to a bar designed by H.R. Giger himself. It’s kinda likeĀ Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, except that you won’t have to put up with the guy with the least right to pretentiousness pretentiously pronouncing his last name. So shut the front door and buckle up, because this gangsta trip to Nerdy Flavortown is gonna be off the hook!

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“Nice being married to you. I’m leaving the country.”

In a perfect world, I’d be in charge and everybody would be singing carols to my name after I invented the ‘Game Of Thrones’ theme park. The games would be varied, like…‘Arrest Tyrion!’ where you chase a little person around and try to put chains on the bastard. Carry a tree around like The Mountain did the other day. Or try ‘Ew, Daddy Poops.’ In that match, you attempt to guess which crapper out of 4 that Tywin Lannister is doing his business in. Then there would be ‘Sullied Or Not Sullied?’ That’s where you ask a contestant sexual questions like, ” Can you describe what boobs feel like?” And if they don’t know the answers, then they’re “unsullied” and have to get their junk chopped off. That’s a bad idea. Now everyone knows why I’m not in charge. Oh well…Pop Up Restaurant then. (more…)