shaq fu: a legend reborn


In further proof that the Internet has the worst collective taste EVER (are you seriously still attempting to defend that POS AMAZING SPIDER-MAN sequel?), the Indiegogo campaign for Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn, has met its ludicrous-sounding $450,000 goal.

The pain that just shot through my fingers while typing that was almost unbearable.

The sequel to the unplayable ’90s Street Fighter knockoff will be available on the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Wii U, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One sometime in the future, with each sale successfully placing money in already established multi-millionaire celebrity Shaquille O’Neal’s pocket. No word yet as to how Ron Artest’s (excuse me…Metta World Peace’sKill Everything That Moves Kickstarter is going, nor what Kill Everything That Moves actually is (a home movie?).


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We here at Nerd Bastards know exactly what our readers want. So we know with full certainty that you have all been craving a return to the world of Shaq-Fu! Yes, you may deny it, but your secret is out. Luckily, there’s another guy that feels just like you do – none-other-than Shaquille O’Neal himself. And he’s ready to give you the opportunity to experience more Shaq-Fu. As long as you’re willing to pay for it, that is. (more…)