Siri

The Real Samuel L. Jackson iPhone Ad

By now we’ve all seen Samuel L. Jackson making gespatcho (not hot-spatcho) on date night with the help of his trusty iPhone assistant Siri (hey, at least he doesn’t need his cell phone to help him identify rain or be quirky). The ad is, to say the least, contrary to the way most of us envision Mr. Jackson while he’s at home — unarmed and less shouty and expletive laden than he typically is on the big screen — because, after-all, every actor is exactly the same in real life as they are when they’re acting.

Luckily, the folks from Slackstory felt the need to fix this egregious error and show us the “real” Sam Jackson Siri ad.

Warning: stay the fuck away from this video if you are offended by cursing.

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ABOVE: Suzanne Jude models as Harley Quinn from Arkham City for superhero photographer Adam Jay. Who wouldn’t want to be her puddin’? For more shots check out Jay’s Facebook page. (CBM)

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Of course by now you’re familiar with Apple’s new personal assistant, Siri. She says a lot of funny shit, particularly when you pose just the right question. And this, being the internet, is the entire point behind Shit That Siri Says. Soon, Siri could even have her own television sitcom.

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

This short film entitled, ‘Death of a Ghostbuster’ raises some really important questions. Like, when they capture ghosts that aren’t harming anyone are they just condemning them to some kind of horrible purgatory like existence? That’s harsh, man. (You Bent My Wookie)

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

The premise of this video is simple. One, the word “hot” repeated over and over again to the tune of “The Imperial March” from Star Wars. Two, montage of hot girls dressed as storm troopers, Darth Vader, etc. Repeat and enjoy. (9GAG)

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