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This week on The Bastardcast: Jason and Jeremy welcome Noobz star Jason Mewes to the show! That’s right, we’ve drawn first blood in our non-going war with SModCo! While on the show, Mr. Mewes discusses his new flick and Jay and Silent Bob Get Old.

Also on the cast: the boys discuss the bullshit Oscar nominations, Monopoly‘s plan to Ice Flow one of it’s classic pieces, Disney‘s possible plans to build a video game console, the death of PS2 (yes, PS2), Jeff Lemire‘s new sci-fi anthology comic, the ongoing adventures of Honey Boo Boo, Guillermo del Toro‘s busy calendar, Jason’s mutant psychic powers, and more!

This week, for their extreme love of porn, we induct the greater metropolitan Washington D.C. area into the Hall of Excellence. Congrats guys and gals, now please delete your browsers history.

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The Bastardcast: We’re trying.

The Jersey Shore Meets Dragonball Z


It’s always funny trying to degrade those Jersey D-Bags even further, but damn you collegehumor, you’ve ruined a childhood cartoon with the Jersey Shore. I don’t know which is worse: this sketch or the fact that I’m such a huge DBZ fan to know enough about it to hate this sketch. Vegeta would never call Goku “Son Goku” He’d call him Kakarot. Oh fuck me, I’m such a nerd.

It would have been much more satisfying if Goku just destroyed those attention sluts. Eh, liver failure and skin and lung cancer will eventually do that in real life, so at least we have that.

Check out for yourself what would go down if Goku & company landed on the Jersey Shore.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.


(Article by nerdbastards contributor Melissa Fouch Machowski)

Everyone knows two wrongs don’t make a right. However do two horrible over saturated, face raping franchises mashed together make something strangely hilarious? Actually, yes. I hate Twilight, I refuse to go to Burger King because I can’t stand having those son of a bitch sparkly vampires and, pouting girls, and werewolves on my cups/fries/burger. I don’t watch MTV because I’m not sure if you can get a venereal disease through the television, but if you can, watching Jersey Shore will definitely do it. However, when the greasy orange guidos and guidettes appeared on Jimmy Kimmel the other night they brought with them an outstanding parody of Twilight. If you’re still reading this, I encourage you to check it out. I hate both of the things this involves and it gave me a good laugh. Of course I was stoned off my ass….    Bonus! Snooki gets knocked the fuck out!