Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

ghostbusters-krispy-kreme-ghostbustersKrispy Kreme has announced what many will say is a promotion of biblical proportions. That’s right, Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria, and Ghostbuster doughnuts! You don’t have to call anyone, although you might want to. We’ll discuss that later. Starting September 29th participating Krispy Kreme locations will be serving two Ghostbuster themed marshmallow creme filled doughnuts pictured above. How you gonna get yours? (more…)

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ABOVE: As if George Lucas ruining Star Wars wasn’t enough, here comes the hipters.  God, do I hate hipsters. Stay the hell away from my Star Wars! However, this one wearing a R2D2 swim suit is certainly hot. I can’t argue that. Do you suppose she has Luke’s lightsaber tucked up inside her cooch? [FashionablyGeek]

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Above: I thought it was inconceivable, but here’s a Princess Bride Pregnancy Test. Hey, “You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.” [Nerd Approved]

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Stay Puft Snowman

Choose You Destroyer, How About Light & Fluffy?

What’s worse than a giant monster destroying New York City looking like a giant Michelin tire mascot? A mini Marshmallow monster destroying your backyard that’s what.

Ghostbusters’ Stay Puft Marshmallow man, built from snow in someone’s yard, after the recent snowfall that blanketed 49 of the 50 states. Which made the country look like the end of the first Ghostbusters movie. Just imagine all that snow as exploded, melting marshmallow over New York and you won’t mind the winter anymore. I really hope a child built this though, cause Gozer has no clue what to make.

It does kinda look like the twisted love child of Stay Puft & Michelin man after on too many body shots.

Via: Geekosystem

Stay Puft Marshmallows FOR REAL!!!

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First of all, did you know that porn star Ron Jeremy was in Ghostbusters? Dude, he totally was. He was an extra in a crowd scene towards the end of the flick . Another Ghostbuster’s little known fact is that I have mad obsession with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. When I first saw Ghostbusters and first set eyes on that gigantic mass of mallow, sailor wardrobe and all it was love at first site. He looked so remarkably harmless…and tasty. I always believed that he never really wanted to destroy the Ghostbusters. He was under some evil spell and couldn’t help himself. If someone just gave him a hug I’m sure he could have broken Gozer’s mind control. Suffice to say I love Mr. Stay Puft. Peanut Butter and Fluff. Smores. Rice Crispy Treats. My penchant for delicious gooey treats is all thanks to him.

Now, as kid I always did wonder why I couldn’t find Stay Puft Marshmallows in the store. Of course, I was like 5 at the time and had no idea that products in movies were completely fictional. Regardless, you’d think that after all years that some merchandiser, somewhere would have seized the opportunity and market Stay Puft Marshmallows to the masses. Christ, Ecto-Cooler (memba that?) stayed on the market from 87′-2001. You damn well know Stay Puft Marshmellows would have had the same success if not more.

Well, there is good news. I can finally put my childhood and adult life rage to rest. Because…..(drumroll)…., Stay Puft Marshmallows are finally on the market!!! Yep, it’s true. It’s a new product from the glorious bastards at thinkgeek.com

From the moment we saw that giant, smiling Destroyer of Worlds, our sweet tooth called out for revenge. Revenge for the bits of New York crushed. Revenge for the . . . ok, so not really revenge – we just wanted marshmallows. And even Walter Peck being covered in blobs of melted mallow man weren’t enough to crack our craving. It’s taken over 25 years, but we finally have the stuff that childhood dreams are made of: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows!

Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows

* Delicious gourmet marshmallows.
* Licensed Ghostbusters product.
* Box is rubbery with a marshmallow feel, for fun after you eat all the mallows.
* 16 square-ish mallows per box.
* Caffeine Content: A bit over 100mg per piece!
* Net Wt.: 6.25 oz
* Box Dimensions: 7″ x 4″ x 2.5″

I think I can sum up my efficacious-ness with one word. AWESOMESAUCE!

Now, if only someone will get around to making the “big fucking Twinkie” Egon was talking about.

source: geekologie via thinkgeek