Storm troopers


When it was announced that Billy Dee Williams would be joining the latest cast of Dancing With the Stars, it was  a given that at some point he would dance a Star Wars themed routine. He and partner Emma Slater went for it right out of the box with last nights performance. He moves pretty damn well for a 76 year old (77 on April 6th) that has undergone two hip replacements. Now we know that he should have no real physical problems reprising his role as Lando in the new Star Wars movies. (more…)

Where’s The Rainbow Armor? The Gay Storm Trooper Love Story

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… even storm troopers took it up the two-meter-wide exhaust port.

While Star Wars: Attack of the Clones showed us nerds that the troopers were all clones, Star Wars: A New Hope showed us the Galactic Empire had people who were conscripted from ruled planets. And just like their shitty aim, each trooper doesn’t always swing the Straight Way. In this Spanish video, Love Wars, we see the secret love between two faceless troopers breaking all of the emperor’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy. It’s like fan fiction come to life for you pervy nerds.

For two guys that don’t even show their faces, you can almost sense the relationship tension between the two. I wonder who the wookie is?

Via: Blastr