We should really consider the animated segments from Taiwan’s NMA News as gifts. Fucking crazy gifts we never asked for, didn’t know we wanted, but now that have them, are lives are more complete. Or some such bullshit, I’m desperately trying to rationalize what the fuck I just watched.
It’s intended to be the teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises. But animated and weird. We featured two other marvelous parodies in this week’s Nerdy Bits, but this one is definetely the most insane. If you’re familiar with NMA New’s animated beauties, this won’t come as too much of shock, I mean, it will shock you but you’ll be somewhat prepared. For others who have no knowledge of NMA News, uh, well, how about you just watch.
Yeah. I know. Your brain is trying desperately to compute what you just witnessed. My only advice, don’t try to, just let it be. I did catch a few other movie references though, like Memento and Inception, both from Christopher Nolan, so y’know, they’re kind of in the right ballpark. Oh! And that one where Halle Brry and Robin sexually assaulted Batman and he loved it. You know the flick.
What did you think of this strange, strange re-imagining of The Dark Knight Rises trailer? Would you like to see a feature film, ’cause I kinda do.
I mean is there anything more sexy than Batman? There is nothing that gets me more hot and bothered than the site of that suit with the pointy bat ears and that wonderfully raspy voice. I mean if Batman came up to me and was like “Hey Baby” (insert Christian Balevoice) I would just melt. So it’s clear why there is the Eden in Kaohsiung City; which is a hotel in Taiwan where you pay 50 dollars to get down and dirty in a batman themed room (if this isn’t every nerds fantasy!). The room looks like it’s composed of cheap set pieces from the George Clooney Batman and Robin movie.
Those of you out there wondering if you really your money’s worth let me tell you some of the perks you receive at the Eden! You get some sexy lingerie and well as lubricant if you visit around the holidays (talk about a deal!). So if your partner is worthy of this superhero type treatment then book your trip now, just be sure to bring your black light!
Autobots, transform!…into a towel rack. At least that’s what Optimus Prime has decided to do. The infamous leader of the Autobots has thrown in the towel and gave up fighting the Decepticons, so it seems. A Taiwanese man come to the conclusion that he needed something practical to use around the house and decided on making a replica of Optimus. Personally, I don’t see how this a practical household item. After all, he doesn’t even fit inside. Anyways, his son is a huge fan of Transformers so Optimus seemed the perfect idea. Made from $1600 of scrap metal, Optimus stands 14-feet tall. And he may not be practical but I want one!