the mountain


“Nice being married to you. I’m leaving the country.”

In a perfect world, I’d be in charge and everybody would be singing carols to my name after I invented the ‘Game Of Thrones’ theme park. The games would be varied, like…‘Arrest Tyrion!’ where you chase a little person around and try to put chains on the bastard. Carry a tree around like The Mountain did the other day. Or try ‘Ew, Daddy Poops.’ In that match, you attempt to guess which crapper out of 4 that Tywin Lannister is doing his business in. Then there would be ‘Sullied Or Not Sullied?’ That’s where you ask a contestant sexual questions like, ” Can you describe what boobs feel like?” And if they don’t know the answers, then they’re “unsullied” and have to get their junk chopped off. That’s a bad idea. Now everyone knows why I’m not in charge. Oh well…Pop Up Restaurant then. (more…)

the mountain

The much-beloved Game of Thrones television series has been going through some changes lately, mainly in the form of casting.  Personally, I don’t see why anyone would want to jump ship on this amazing opportunity to gain both cash and clout, but whatever.  First the show lost Ed Skrein (Daario Naharis) and now they’ll also be losing Ian Whyte (Ser Gregor Clegane).

The character of The Mountain originally started out being played by Conan Stevens, but that got changed up during the first season.  Then they moved on to Whyte.  And now, they move on yet again.  This time around, an Icelandic monster of a man by the name of Hafthor Julius Bjornsson.  Check out a pic of the guy below – he certainly does look the part if nothing else:



Thanks to blast  for the heads-up.