Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

Watch what might be one of the single, greatest sitcom pranks of our generation. Patton Oswalt, comedian, writer and all around nerd tweeted yesterday, “Forgot I did this. I stayed absolutely motionless in the opening scene from a King Of Queens episode. EERIE.” And that’s exactly what hilariously happens. (Nerdist)


The Interwebz is a great place for nerdy art and the like. A lot of the time it’s fuckin’ weird shit like unicorn bukkake, incest amongst the Fantastic Four, homoerotic He-man and shit like that. But there are a lot of awesome things that we see on a daily basis, and we’re lazy nerd bastards so we just round them all up once a week for your nerdgasm glory.

The Chat Noir poster was originally meant as way to get people to come to the cabaret back in 19th century Paris, but that big black cat never really screamed “sex appeal”. Now, replace that cat with a sexy Catwoman and that’d make anyone want to go out and be “entertained”.

Via: Deviantart



How To Be A Superhero


Have you ever wanted to be a superhero?

I have. Personally, I would want the ability to teleport like Nightcrawler from the X-Men (not the movie version from X2, but the comic book version).

And yet, the main question preventing me and I’m sure millions of others, is how? I don’t want to get beat up like Kick-Ass, or subjected to awful experiments like Wolverine … so what are my options?

Lucky, here is an image submitted to the  t-shirt company Threadless for placement on a shirt, that shows you the many ways to gain super powers. Warning, they may not all be pleasant! CHECK IT OUT AFTER THE JUMP


Cool Stuff…The Horde T-Shirt

Threadless has released a totally radical zombie tee. While vampires and zombies are all the rage at the moment, all the wacky and useless products are beginning to get a little stale…UNTIL NOW has found a gem and I’m stealin’ the mo’fucka for personal gain and fortune!! Mwah ha ha!
The artist has stated:
“This design is an homage to a bunch of different zombie related influences: Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of The Dead, The Evil Dead, Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil and MJ’s Thriller to name a few. I imagine this guy is probably making a last stand as a distraction whilst his friends get to the chopper.”
Thats all well and good, but I think it looks like Ash, with a chainsaw on one hand, and his boomstick in the other while looking at them cooly and saying….”Come get some”……Actually, if you look close…I think it actually IS Ash…