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By day, I sling words. Come the night, I work in a video store.

Now — before you start wondering, “what is this ancient sounding shop he’s speaking of?” let me explain to those of you who were born post 1996 what exactly a video store is. A video store used to be a place where film nerds (and Normals looking for a way to spice up a Friday or Saturday night at home) would go to try and rent these black, rectangular boxes known as VHS tapes. Inside of these now antiquated hunks of plastic was magnetic strip, onto which a film (be it horror, comedy, drama or just plain ol’ spank-bank porno) was transferred. To give you a better idea, here’s a picture of one of these quickly disappearing relics:

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This week on the podcast: Sarah Moran stops by to help out with the Fall Movie Preview and the guys and Sarah discuss the syphilitic porn industry, Mermaid enhancement, Travolta The Toxic Avenger, and Superman and Wonder Woman getting naughty.

Also on the show: Jason, Jeremy, and Sarah discuss the drunken debauchery that goes on at Dragon Con (which she’ll be attending), the ridiculousness of the Doctor Who release date indecision, and the Royal Canadian White Trash Rock and Roll Wedding of Ramen Noodle Hair Guy and the Sk8Tr Grrl.

Then in DIRTY NERDY CONFESSIONS: Jason and Jeremy totally mail it in but Sarah saves the day by revealing that she once wrote… well you’ll just have to press play to find out, but it’s good and the hunt is on to find it so she can come back and read an excerpt.

Programming Note: Wanna be on the special Ask The Bastards episode? Email us! your questions or (even better) a recording of you asking your question and we just may use it on the show!

 

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