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Darth Vader

Mattias Adolfsson has given Star Wars a pretty radical makeover, by adding a very cartoon-like victorian style to some of the classic characters that we all know and love. With Vader, The Emperor, a Stormtrooper, C-3PO and R2D2, Chewbacca, Yoda, Leia (no slave Leia you perverts), Jabba the Hut, and my favorite, Bobba Fett. We kind of got screwed on seeing Han Solo, but he is somewhat recognizable in the Millennium Falcon pic. I first saw his rendition of the Deathstar on Dance Gavin Dance’s The Deathstar Album, but had never seen the other artwork that went with it. It reminds me of the artwork from the Phantom Tollbooth, probably the best book of my childhood.. Yea, it’s that awesome. Adolfsson has some serious talent, and I’ll leave you guys with one last statement “look at the stormtrooper’s crotch”. More pics after the jump, ENJOY!!   (more…)

star-wars-baseDamn, you gotta love the 80’s. Although I came into this horrid world in 92, my parents should have known this was for me. Because, honestly, who wouldn’t be up there today? A motherfucking scout walker command center! I would be commanding legions of stormtroopers in tactical formations fighting those damn rebels. The command console even plays sounds!! Not to mention the badass speeder bike, hanging ever so dangerously waiting for a dashing chase through your backyard. Ofcourse, it’s attached and only swings back and forth but still I wouldn’t have attended school all these years with this in my possession. And to add to the crushing  depressing you’re probably feeling to know that this product is no longer available *slits wrists* they also gave out super limited edition promotional speeder bike tricycle things (200 – 300) at theaters and department stores. Hit the jump for pics. ENJOY! (more…)