warp 11

Or your Zune, if you have a Zune, did anyone actually ever have a Zune?

Let’s face it, the mainstream music scene is a wasteland of terrible premanufactured pop bands meant to sell products more than perform music. As we go through this crazy think called life it is hard enough to find a decent soundtrack to it on the radio. Couple that with our unique tastes as nerd,s geeks, and freaks and sometimes you have to work harder than a cat trying to bury a turn on a marble floor to find something worth listening to. Where is our music? We are here to help.

Nerds rock, so do geeks and we’re going to prove it. The following ten acts cover the spread of Nerd Rock, Hip Hop and, music in general. Some you may know, some will be new to you. ALL should be enjoyed.

For Nerds About To Rock starts after the jump.


Rock Out With Your Spock Out

redAlertCover_02Take the garage band experience, add some Star Trek, some sex, and some more sex, and you have the ingredients for Warp 11, A Star Trek band from Sacramento, California.

And this isn’t like a bunch of nerds translating “Surfin’ Bird” into Klingon. (“GhajtaH Qoyta’ toQ. toQ toQ toQ, toQ ‘oH mu’. yImev SoH Sov toQ? SovtaH vetlh toQ ‘oH mu’!”) These are funny, mildly dirty songs involving Star Trek.

Check out just a sampling of song titles:

“Replicate My Love”
“Baby Take Me to Your Nuclear Wessel”
“They Put Creatures in Our Bodies”
“Suck My Spock”
“Boldly Go Down on Me”

Ah, but how does it sound? Well, try this on for size:

You’re welcome.

(via io9)