where are they now

Perla Haney-Jardine

[Editors Note: ‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. ]

There are a bunch of you pervy pedo fucks out there that look at young actress’s and try to innocently say “How old is she again? She looks older”, “Oh, I’m just saying she’s a pretty girl”, “Yeah…I mean, when she’s OLDER, she’ll be hot”.

Yeah right. You are disgusting, and you’re not fooling anyone. I don’t care if the age of consent laws throughout most of the world are 12-16, with USA being one of the only exceptions. You are one sick son of a bitch!

With that said, today’s ‘Guess Who’ actress was indeed a cute kid in her 2004 break-out role and she certainly is growing up fast.

Who is this adorable little lass? Well, I’ll give you a hint. Her fictional mother once took out 88 men (Well, there wasn’t really 88 of them.) and her daddy was not sadistic, but masochistic.

If you haven’t got it figured out then you really need to watch more movies. HIT THE JUMP for the reveal.

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Sean Brody x 2

[Editors Note: ‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. ]

Hey, it’s my local H&R Block rep!! This guy rules! last year, this guy got me back over a grand in tax…Wait..He’s not? He was an actor? But he looks like such a working class stiff!!?? But now I come to find he was a huge part of childhood!! So, who was he? (more…)

Davey

[Editors Note: ‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. ]

Derp!!! This kid is one Buck toothed Fuckface!! Strangely that he’s grown INTO it and not away from it. Child actor? Check. Series of well played child roles? Check. Fall from grace?..Hmm, not quite. What is the deal with this resume, quite odd if you ask me. Who was this swaying tree of strife? (more…)

Guess Who Mondays- “Ouch”

Robert McNaughton

(‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. )

Ouch is right. Take a look at this murderer (We at NB know this man is not a murderer, but appearances are scary)! Good god, I don’t even have words to describe this Ex-Child Star. Only that you will be surprised. (more…)

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(‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. )

Wowwy!! Time can make people go from who they WERE to WHAT THE FUCK??! This guy was super cool, although – goofy bastard alert! Even when he was super cool he lent to a certain awkwardness that no superhero could save.

Well, who was he already??!! (more…)

OUT929293(‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the lastest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. )

When we do ‘Guess Who Monday’ we generally leave the personally commentary to side. But, it today’s case I feel it necessary to say that this pariah of Hollywood was a child actress that I crushed over for many years. In fact she was probably the first on screen girl that determined my sexuality. Had it not been for her I might be loving double rainbows in another capacity. Of course that was then, and after recently watching the film for which she is famous for I can’t say the pink, high waisted, “mom pants” she wore does anything for me for me anymore.

Anyway, who is the striking lass with the lavish lips, piercing eyes and hair that’s way too damn short (pictured above)? Well, if the clue in my earlier rant was to vague here’s another. Her career lasted about the equivalent to the size of her character, in one of the last great films of Rick Moranis.

HIT THE JUMP FOR THE REVEAL

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Toby

Guess Who Monday is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards where we challenge you to guess the latest known or lesser known child star of nerd pop culture from the days of yore (70’s, 80’s, 90’s), who have all grown up. Lets take a gentleman’s bet and see if you can figure out today’s ‘Guess Who’. Warning: we are not responsible for any shocked, appalled or arousing feelings which may incur.

Who is this strapping young lad? Who WAS he? English born, the cheeky fucker was in one of our most beloved fantasy movies of ALL time, but has fallen into a strange profession since he got ” All Growed Up”. (more…)

Guess Who..

erni

Who is this angry little Asian man???? For one thing, he isn’t really in prison, he’s an actor. So the real question here is, who WAS this angry little Asian man?? He used to be quite jubilant!! (more…)

We here at NerdBastards are fans of Nerdery far and wide, ranging from the old and silly (Ice Pirates) to the incredibly hokey but so awesome you want it to be real (Small Wonder). When I was a kid I was a huge fan of Small Wonder in the same way I loved Gummi Bears and Camp Candy. Tiffany Brisssette, the underrated and sadly, typecast Vicki the Robot. (more…)