wolverine claws

Vernal UtahKristofer Ryan Huff was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault (Second Degree Felony) last Friday after attacking his roommate with a knife and a pair of replica Wolverine claws. The Roommate suffered five to six wounds to his head, two to his arm, one deep cut to the thigh, and multiple defense wounds to his hands.

Why would Huff attack his roommate? It could be because the roommate was dating Huff’s mother.

I’ll give you a moment to let that Jerry Springer item sink in.

Upon further investigation, after interviewing the roommate at the hospital emergency room, officers searched the home the two men shared, found blood at the scene, and discovered that Huff’s mother had also been stabbed in the left arm during the incident.

Huff was booked into the Uintah County Jail, and was released after posting $10,000 bail. He is due to make his first court appearance Sept. 10.

It might be a good idea to check out someone’s fantasy, replica arsenal before doing something that might just set them off. You wouldn’t want your neighbor chasing your dog with a Bat’leh after your dog pees on the neighbors rose bushes for the thousandth time.

Via: KSL

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