Several casting agencies that specialize in actors and actresses with particular body shapes and sizes got a casting call for a particular character for J.J. AbramsStar Wars Episode VII. If you’re at work, you might want to check yourself before you read the traits those casting directors are looking for. You wouldn’t want to let out your best Wookiee yell at the top of your lungs in front of all your co-workers, you might startle someone.



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If Alastor “Mad-Eye” Moody was a Wookiee bounty hunter. Even though Star Wars and Harry Potter are totally unrelated, I’m oddly OK with this. You’re Wookiee Harry! [GAS]