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Watch Genuinely Funny ‘Back to the Future’ Porn Parody Trailer (NSFW)

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How many times have you wished for someone to combine your two favorite things, porn and Back to the Future? More times than you can count on your one available hand? Well, friend, then we have got good news for you! Adult film distributor Wood Rocket is taking advantage of the 30th anniversary of Back to the Future with a XXX parody entitled Fap to the Future. The film stars April O’Neil (surely, she has a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle parody in her repertoire, right?) and Michael Vegas, as parodies of Marty and Doc Brown, respectively. You may recognize O’Neil and Vegas from other porns, probably. The film was written and directed by Lee Roy Myers, who has also directed a Guardians of the Galaxy 2 porn parody. We’re not sure if it’s a preemptive parody or a direct porn sequel and we’re not willing to go find out. We can’t vouch for the quality of Fap to the Future itself, but the trailer is pretty funny and worth a watch. Check it out below, but be warned, it is definitely NFSW.

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A couple of weeks ago, MMA superstar Ronda Rousey revealed in an Ask-Me-Anything on Reddit that she was interested in being cast for a pretty big role in a Marvel Studios film. Being blonde, tall, strong, and capable of beating people to bloody pulps, it was little surprise that she was interested in playing Captain Marvel, who will be the subject of her own film in 2018. A lot of fans like the idea of Rousey as Marvel, she’s got the stature and the gravitas, the only question is does she have the acting chops? That may be a moot point soon as Rousey builds her CV, but one producer has heard enough, and he wants Rousey for Captain Marvel. Well, er, the porn version anyway. (more…)

Well that’s a bold statement from Zombieland and Gangster Squad director Ruben Fleischer, recently minted director of the constantly in-development movie version of the video game Spy Hunter. Directors ranging in talent from John Woo to Paul W.S. Anderson have all had their turn, but Fleischer seems confident that he knows what to do to get this thing to the screen. Let’s go the quote from Coming Soon:

We’ll see what happens. If I can make any movie, it would be a James Bond movie. I’ve always loved the genre but I don’t think they’ll hire an American to direct a James Bond movie, I’ve been told, so for me, ‘Spy Hunter’ is an opportunity to create a new spy franchise. It sounds silly but that was my favorite video game when I was a kid and it had a great title and a great theme song, but there’s no real other associations that people have with it other than a cool car, so I feel like there’s a lot of room for us to invent a new character and a new series. I think just the Spy Hunter that is the most bad-ass spy who hunts down rogue spies is a really cool launch pad for an idea and I hope that we can bring it to life.

He’s right about Americans not being hired to direct James Bond movies, which is one of the reasons why Steven Spielberg always called Indiana Jones his “James Bond.” But as for a straight up American James Bond, I think they tried that already and called it xXx starring Vin Diesel, and it sucked. Maybe Fleischer will have better luck though, we’ll keep you posted.

Source: Geek Tyrant

E.T. Porn! Is Way to Out of this World.

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Geeks all around the world have loved Steven Spielberg’s 1982 classic E.T. : The  Extra Terrestrial since the moment it hit the screen. References and parodies have been made numerous times over. It is just one of those movies that instantly warms the heart and soul…until now!

There is no actual pornography ( though I cannot stress enough how NSFW this is) in this video BUT I feel this single clip might turn every single person off of ever watching the sc-fi classic ever again. E.T. always had this cute kind of thing going for him though this creature playing “E.T.” looks like someones 89yr old grandmother trying to reclaim her title as village bicycle!

This video has been taken from Pittsburgh psychedelia band Tobacco’s Fucked Up Friends DVD compilation. It’s censored footage of a real ET porn (you can find on the internet all by yourself lol).

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