With some much needed zeal and vigor our economy could use some Force behind it to make some changes. And who better to make some of those changes than the main man instituting the doctrine of fear ringing the opening bell on Wall Street…No, not George Bush and Dick Cheney…Darth Vader and an entourage of Clone Troopers were in attendance to start up the New York Stock Exchange.

Although the reasoning behind Vader of all characters to Ring the Bell is sort of cryptic, what with no Star Wars anything being released, it is as timeless now as it was then. My theory is, he felt the Dark Side in many stockbrokers and felt the “force was strong” with one in particular and is looking for a new apprentice and together they will “Rule the galaxy!”….

……Hell, it least it wasn’t a sparkly Robert Pattenson.

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