king rich fair

Ladies and Lords-how would you like to receive FREE tickets to the one and only King Richard’s Faire? Here’s your chance! Nerdbastards is giving away 2 pairs of King Richard Faire tickets. All you have to do is play our little game! Below, you will find a paragraph about King Richard himself. All you have to do is fill in the blanks! The two people who can come up with the most creative, most exciting, most hilarious fill-ins will each win a pair of tickets. Just cut and paste the below paragraph and email it (with the fill-in words in BOLD please) to

All entrees must be received by Saturday, October 3, 2009 @ 12:00 Midnight. Winners will be picked on Sunday, October 4, 2009 and tickets mailed on Monday, October 5, 2009. Winner will be notified my email.

Only 1 submission per email address.

Tickets may not be refunded.

With your submission please include your name and address.

King Richards Faire is located @ 235 Main Street, Carver, MA 02330

For more information please visit

Contest Paragraph After The Jump

Richard I was King of __________. At the age of 16, Richard was already __________ his own army. While he spoke very little _________ and spent very little time in __________ , preferring to use his kingdom as a source of ______________ to support his armies, he was seen as a _________ hero by his ___________. When his parents separated, he remained with his ___________. Richard was an __________man who composed __________. He was said to be very____________; his hair was between red and blond, and he was ________-eyed with a _________complexion. He was apparently of above average__________. From an early age he showed significant __________and __________ability, becoming noted for his ___________ and courage as he fought to control the rebellious _____________ of his own territory. Like his brothers, Richard frequently challenged his father’s___________. After his failure to overthrow his__________, Richard concentrated on putting down _____________ revolts by the _____________of Aquitaine, especially the territory of __________. The castle was surrounded by a ___________on three sides and a ___________on the fourth side with a ______________wall. Richard first destroyed and looted the ____________and lands surrounding the fortress, leaving its _____________with no reinforcements or lines of retreat. The ______________of the fortress were so afraid of Richard at this point that they left the safety of their ____________ and attacked Richard outside its walls.

Please submit the above paragraph with fill-ins to:

along with your name and address.

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